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jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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leeeyuck:

Vancouver: Never before have I been in a city that was as able and eager to strike up a conversation.

Yeah but have you tried driving in it

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你必须习惯于独处,

get used to being alone

你会自己孤单一生。

you’ll be alone your whole life.

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— 生活 (life)

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rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

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dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

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Puppies are so important

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Ah yes, tumblr shall never fail me, I go from seeing an adorable dog letting himself into a police car to anal prolapse. Never change tumblr.

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awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"