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vogue-hearts:

australianprostitute:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

this is where that white boy grinding practice comes in handy

I thought they’re puppies D:


This is actually incredibly exhausting.

vogue-hearts:

australianprostitute:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

this is where that white boy grinding practice comes in handy

I thought they’re puppies D:

This is actually incredibly exhausting.

(via i-love-pizzaa)

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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vinegod:

😂😂😂😂😂😩😩😂 by Hunter Douglas

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snaketeen:

Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.

(Source: doglets, via dutchster)

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theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(via flairforthehopeless)

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espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

(via mysilvereyes)

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judgeable:

i’m probably the best at losing friends

(Source: judgeable, via hi)

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"Good Morning"
“How was your day?”
“Be careful”
“Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe”
“Sweet dreams”
“How are you?”
“I hope you’re feeling better”
“Have a good day today!”
“I miss you”
“Good night”
“Can you come over?”
“Can I come over?”
“Can I see you?”
“Can I call you?”
“You’re beautiful”
“Want something to drink?”
“Watch your step”
“Let’s watch a movie”
“What are you up to?”
“How is your day so far?”
“It will be okay”
“I’m here for you”
“Do you need anything?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
“You just made my day”

You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.

"

— Blocklava (via c-isnenegro)

(Source: blocklava, via somewhere-in-wonderlust)

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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via orgasm)

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

Rust Cohle as a teenager.

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000, via orgasm)

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saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless, via somewhere-in-wonderlust)

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worldfam0us:

You know someone means a lot to you when their mood affects yours.

(via distraught-lemon)

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sexhaver:

old golden retrievers are one of the purest forces of good on this planet

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sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

(via death-by-yoou)